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How can I save money on Gasoline and help Illegal Immigrants?

Shamus asked:

I think I have a Plan. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems since congress has chosen to allow them to stay.

I have decided to start hiring illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re plentiful (over 8 Million) and cheaper than buying gas. Then I can pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it.
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Sham

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8 Responses to “How can I save money on Gasoline and help Illegal Immigrants?”

  1. wondering on April 17th, 2009 11:30 am

    Well, aren’t you the little creative thinker. Now put that creative thinking into a career where you will get a raise to afford gas.

  2. john_hot_dude_277 on April 24th, 2009 3:12 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. holy crap. thats so mean, but hey if it money they want.

  3. Leogirl0804 on April 27th, 2009 10:26 am

    There ya go!! My question is are they able to get up to speed fast enough on the entrance ramps to the expressway? How often do you have to buy them sneakers? Do they eat much?

  4. charmed077 on April 29th, 2009 10:06 am

    I agree….maybe I’ll do the same.. The pesos for payment is the best idea I’ve heard in a long time…LOL

  5. vincent v on April 30th, 2009 11:05 am

    can you imagine the smell the bean bags would make

  6. RedSoxGirl on May 1st, 2009 6:18 pm

    That was the most asinine thing I have ever read. Good Job dumbass!

  7. mr danger on May 2nd, 2009 7:37 am

    for all your education you lack basic math skills .
    1 gallon of gas costs $3.00 and will take you 20 miles[ i like easy math problems] at a cost $.15 per mile
    If your garden variety immigrant requires 1000 calories to push that car a mile and the source of those calories is a 2 liter bottle of Coke - which you got on sale for $1.00 w/tax then your energy cost is $1.00 per mile.
    Even if you change your car to one of those big tricycles that old ladies use it’s still going to be hard to get below the $.15/ mile figure. Try recalculating this for a chariot , it may give you a slightly better answer.

  8. dontforgetmenotalaska on May 5th, 2009 1:31 am

    Yes, that is good idea. Well we can start with your ancestry. Basically the ones that belong here are the native americans so would you propose this to your ancestry? after all you are the off-spring of an immigrant. It seems you are rather ignorant, and I recommend you should go read up on history, my dear.