| Reasons To Replace Your old British Car ?

Reasons To Replace Your old British Car ?

Sangy . asked:


Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
> >
> > Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering
> wheel.
> >
> > You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
> >
> > 15-minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
> >
> > When you gas up, the attendant asks, “Can I re-duct tape that windshield
> > for you?”
> >
> > Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the “Club”.
> >
> > While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if
> > anyone was hurt.
> >
> > For the last five years, you’ve had to settle for making “vroom, vroom’
> > noises while in the driveway.
> >
> > You keep losing dates on left turns.
> >
> > Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning
> > tie-ups.
> >

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